and says to the clerk, "Excuse me, do you have any grapes?" The clerk replies, "No, I'm sorry, this is a hardware store, we don't sell grapes." The next day, the duck comes back and asks the same question. The clerk, annoyed, says, "No, we don't sell grapes, and if you come back in here asking for them again, I'm going to nail your beak to the floor!" The following day, the duck walks in again and asks, "Excuse me, do you have any nails?" The clerk replies, "No, we don't have any nails." The duck then asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
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